Plastic bottles

Did you ever drink from a plastic bottle and see a triangle symbol on the bottom with a number inside? Do you know what the number stands for? Did you guess that it's just for recycling? Then you are WRONG !!!!!! THE NUMBER TELLS YOU THE CHEMICAL MAKE UP OF THE PLASTIC..... 1) Polyethylene terephalate (PET) 2) High density polyethylene (HDPE) 3) Unplasticised polyvinyl chloride (UPVC) or Plasticised polyvinyl chloride (PPVC) 4) Low density polyethylene LDPE 5) Polypropylene (PP) 6) Polystyrene (PS) or Expandable polystyrene (EPS) 7) Other, including nylon and acrylic What you aren't told is that many of the plastics used are toxic and the chemicals used to create a plastic can leach out of the plastic and into the food / drink. Think about it, how many times have you or a friend said "I don't like this, it taste like the plastic bottle ..... " THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE TASTING THE PLASTIC The WORST ONES are Nos: 3, 6, and 7 !!! DO NOT USE THESE NUMBERS if stated at the bottom of the bottle) !!! Check out this chart that breaks down the plastic, its uses and chemical makeup (I find #7 a little scary) http://www.epd.gov.hk/epd/english/environmentinhk/waste/guide_ref/guide_plascod3.html ize and leach out more quickly into the food you are reheating. You can check out this article that ran in the Wall Street Journal: http://www.mindfully.org/Plastic/Microwave-Health-Problems.htm EVEN one of my favorite "RUMOR DEBUNKING" websites,URBANLEGENDS.ABOUT.COM Lists the information as: overblown with a grain of TRUTH READ the FULL 3 pages of the article! http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-microwave-dioxin.htm AVOID re-using plastic bottles RIGHT AWAY !!!

HOW TO STAY AWAKE IN MEETINGS..

HOW TO STAY AWAKE IN MEETINGS: (OFFERED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE)

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good

size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

* synergy

* strategic fit

* core competences

* best practice

* bottom line

* revisit

* expeditious

* to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")

* 24/7

* out of the loop

* benchmark

* value-added

* proactive

* win-win

* think outside the box

* fast track

* result-driven

* empower (or empowerment)

* knowledge base

* at the end of the day

* touch base

* mindset

* client focus(ed)

* paradigm

* game plan

* leverage

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Adam, Atlanta

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David, Florida

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Dan, New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben, Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours." - Paul, Cleveland

Disorder in the Court - good ones!!!! :):)

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need adifferent attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY : I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

FW: Crystal Cave of the Giants - Discovery of the Largest Crystals on Earth

Crystal Cave of the Giants

In what has proved to be the discovery of the largest known crystals on earth, work is underway to document and preserve this historic find. While some minor damage has already occurred in the primary cave and a secondary cavern, called Cave of Dreams, iron doors have been installed by the Peñoles company to prevent damage to the giant, magnificent crystals. While investigations are underway the mine is closed, but with the newly installed lighting system, it is expected to open in the fall 2001.



Found deep in a mine in southern Chihuahua Mexico, these crystals were formed in a natural cave totally enclosed in bedrock. When I first stepped into the cavern it was like walking into the Land of the Giants. I have often admired crystal geodes held in my hand, but when photographing these unique natural structures it was almost impossible to get any sense of scale. This is a geode full of spectacular crystals as tall as pine trees, and in some cases greater in circumference. They have formed beautiful crystals that are a translucent gold and silver in color, and come in many incredible forms and shapes. Some of the largest are essentially columnar in shape and stand thirty to fifty feet high and three to four feet in diameter. Many of the smaller examples are four to six feet in circumference, have many incredible geometrical shapes, and probably weigh in excess of ten tons. The columnar pillars are at first the most striking shape, but later I noticed there were thousands of "sharks teeth" up to three feet high placed row upon row and dispersed at odd angles throughout the caverns. While some of the crystals are attached to the ceiling walls and floors of the cave as might be expected, some exist in great masses of spikes and almost float in air. These crystals seem to defy gravity, as they must weigh several tons.

The crystal cavern was discovered within the same limestone body that hosts the silver-zinc-lead ore bodies exploited by the mine. The cavern was probably dissolved by the same hydrothermal fluids that deposited the metals with the gypsum being crystallized during the waning stages of mineralization. The crystals probably grew relatively quickly to their immense size within a completely liquid-filled cavern.

Selenite, the gypsum crystal, named after the Greek goddess of the moon due to its soft white light, is said to have many metaphysical and healing benefits. Selenite powder has been used cosmetically for thousands of years to enhance one's natural beauty. It is believed that this crystal assists with mental focus, growth, luck, immunity, and soothes the emotions. It is unquestionably magical that the cool white rays of moonlight can originate deep underground in a black chamber that is, at least in my perception, white hot.

The Naica mine was first discovered by early prospectors in 1794 south of Chihuahua City. They struck a vein of silver at the base of a range of hills called Naica by the Tarahumara Indians. The origin in the Tarahumara language seems to mean "a shady place". Perhaps here in the small canyon there was a grove of trees tucked away by a small canyon spring.

From the discovery until about 1900, the primary interest was silver and gold. Around 1900 large-scale mining began as zinc and lead became more valuable.
the famous Cave of Swords was discovered at a depth of 400 feet. Due to the incredible crystals, it was decided to try to preserve this cave. While many of the crystals have been collected, this is still a fascinating cave to visit. In one part there are so many crystals on one of the walls, they appear to be like an underwater reef moving in a gentle undulating motion in an ocean current.

In April 2000, brothers Juan and Pedro Sanchez were drilling a new tunnel when they made a truly spectacular discovery. While Naica miners are accustomed to finding crystals, Juan and Pedro were absolutely amazed by the cavern that they found. The brothers immediately informed the engineer in charge, Roberto Gonzalez. Ing. Gonzalez realized that they had discovered a natural treasure and quickly rerouted the tunnel. During this phase some damage was done as several miners tried to remove pieces of the mega-crystals, so the mining company soon installed an iron door to protect the find. Later, one of the workers, with the intention of stealing crystals, managed to get in through a narrow hole. He tried to take some plastic bags filled with fresh air inside, but the strategy didn't work. He lost consciousness and later was found thoroughly baked.

When inside the great cathedral of crystals, the pressure of intense heat makes my feelings run up and down the emotional scale from shear religious awe to outright panic.
When I talk to professional geologists about crystals they tell me that these natural forms are incredibly complex, yet so simple. They have a magical or metaphysical personality independent of their chemical structures. These geologists have explained to me that there is a magma chamber two to three miles below the mountain and that heat from this compressed lava travels through the faults up into the area of the mine. Super heated fluids carry the minerals the miners are seeking as well as form the crystals. The mine is ventilated; otherwise, it could not be worked.
When describing the crystal formation the geologists' eyes light up with a special emotional fascination. They tell how the fluids travel along the Naica fault, enter voids in the bedrock, and then form entirely natural structures that are not easily explained by science.

Thanks goes to. Roberto Gonzales and Ing. Roberto Villasuso, of the Pe¤oles Mining Company and Sonia Estrada and Carlos Lazcano for contributions to this text and photographs.

A Judgement

In a small town in India, a person decided to open a Bar and Restaurant right opposite to a temple.

The temple committee and its congregation started a campaign to prevent the opening of the Bar with petitions to the authorities and prayed daily to God to see the work on the Bar building did not progress.

However, when it was almost complete and was about to be opened, a strong lightning struck the Bar building and it was burnt down.

The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the temple authorities on the ground that the temple committee, through its congregation and prayers, was ultimately responsible for the destruction of the Bar building, either directly or indirectly.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection between the prayers and the destruction of the building.

As the case made its way, the judge looked over the written statements at the hearing and commented:

"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case. But it appears from the records that we have a Bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple committee and its devotees who do not believe in the power of prayer."

Now let me add: There was in India a Sanyasi living in his hermitage in the outskirts of a small town. He would go out for alms after performing his morning ablution and puja and return in the evening. His hermitage was right opposite to a brothel where the single woman would dress up in her best finery and receive her customers.

After many years, the Sanyasi died certain in his heart that angels would receive him in the heavens. Sadly, he was taken to hell. After a few years he heard that the prostitute who lived in the opposite house had died and thought she was sure to be in the Hell too.

To his surprise even after many days he could not find her in hell. He decided to ask Yama, the Lord of hell, the whereabouts of the prostitute.

Yama told the Sanyasi that he had left her in heaven as per Lord Indra's command. Unable to believe this perfidy, the Sanyasi approached Indra for throwing a man of God like him to hell while a sinner like the prostitute welcomed to heaven.

Lord Indra threw his benign smile at the Sanyasi and explained: "You Sanyasi, you were always indulging in voyeur with that prostitute after your prayers while that prostitute after her sinful act would offer prayers to God seeking forgiveness of her sins. Now go back to where you really belong and the prostitute will be here in heaven where she rightfully belongs. Though your lips prayed, your mind was always full of that prostitute and sex. In contrast, though that prostitute was indulging in sinful sexual act, her mind was always full of God and repentance."

Well, well, now I know why the other Sanyasis living on earth wish to go to heaven !

Asset bubble.....

Once there was a little island country.

The land of this country was the tiny island itself.


The total money in circulation was 2 dollar as there were only two
piecesof 1 dollar coins circulating around.


1. There were 3 citizens living on this island country. A owned the
land. B and C each owned 1 dollar.


2. B decided to purchase the land from A for 1 dollar. So, A and C
noweach own 1 dollar while B owned a piece of land that is worth 1 dollar.
Thenet asset of the country = 3 dollar.


3. C thought that since there is only one piece of land in the
countryand land is non produceable asset, its value must definitely go up. So,
heborrowed 1 dollar from A and together with his own 1 dollar, he bought
theland from B for 2 dollar.


A has a loan to C of 1 dollar, so his net asset is 1 dollar.


B sold his land and got 2 dollar, so his net asset is 2 dollar.


C owned the piece of land worth 2 dollar but with his 1 dollar debt to
A,his net asset is 1 dollar.


The net asset of the country = 4 dollar.


4. A saw that the land he once owned has risen in value. He
regrettedselling it. Luckily, he has a 1 dollar loan to C. He then borrowed 2
dollarfrom B and acquired the land back from C for 3 dollar. The payment
isby 2 dollar cash (which he borrowed) and cancellation of the 1 dollar
loanto C.


As a result, A now owned a piece of land that is worth 3 dollar.



But since he owed B 2 dollar, his net asset is 1 dollar.


B loaned 2 dollar to A. So his net asset is 2 dollar.


C now has the 2 coins. His net asset is also 2 dollar.


The net asset of the country = 5 dollar. A bubble is building up.


5. B saw that the value of land kept rising. He also wanted to own
theland. So he bought the land from A for 4 dollar. The payment is by
borrowing 2 dollar from C and cancellation of his 2 dollar loan to A.


As a result, A has got his debt cleared and he got the 2 coins. His net
asset is 2 dollar.


B owned a piece of land that is worth 4 dollar but since he has a debt
of 2dollar with C, his net Asset is 2 dollar.


C loaned 2 dollar to B, so his net asset is 2 dollar.


The net asset of the country = 6 dollar. Even though, the country has
onlyone piece of land and 2 Dollar in circulation.
6. Everybody has made money and everybody felt happy and prosperous.
7. One day an evil wind blowed. An evil thought came to C's mind.
"Hey,what if the land price stop going up, how could B repay my loan. There
isonly 2 dollar in circulation, I think after all the land that B owns is
worth at most 1 dollar only."
A also thought the same.


8. Nobody wanted to buy land anymore. In the end, A owns the 2
dollarcoins, his net asset is 2 dollar. B owed C 2 dollar and the land he
ownedwhich he thought worth 4 dollar is now 1 dollar. His net asset become -1
dollar.


C has a loan of 2 dollar to B. But it is a bad debt. Although his net
assetis still 2 dollar, his Heart is palpitating.


The net asset of the country = 3 dollar again.


Who has stolen the 3 dollar from the country ?


Of course, before the bubble burst B thought his land worth 4 dollar.


Actually, right before the collapse, the net asset of the country was 6
dollar in paper. his net asset is still 2 dollar, his heart is
palpitating.
The net asset of the country = 3 dollar again.


9. B had no choice but to declare bankruptcy. C has to relinquish his
2dollar bad debt to B but in return he acquired the land which is worth 1
dollar now.
A owns the 2 coins, his net asset is 2 dollar. B is bankrupt, his net
assetis 0 dollar. ( B lost everything ) C got no choice but end up with a
landworth only 1 dollar (C lost one dollar) The net asset of the country = 3
dollar.


****************Moral of the Story***************************


There is however a redistribution of wealth.
A is the winner, B is the loser, C is lucky that he is spared.
A few points worth noting -
* When a bubble is building up, the debt of individual in a
country
to one another is also building up.
* This story of the island is a close system whereby there is no
other country and hence no foreign debt. The worth of the asset can only
be
calculated using the island's own currency. Hence, there is no net loss.
* An over-damped system is assumed when the bubble burst,
meaning
the land's value did not go down to below 1 dollar.
* When the bubble burst, the fellow with cash is the winner. The
fellows having the land or extending loan to others are the loser. The
asset could shrink or in worst case, they go bankrupt.
* If there is another citizen D either holding a dollar or
another
piece of land but refrain to take part in the game. At the end of the
day,
he will neither win nor lose. But he will see the value of his money or
land go up and down like a see saw.
* When the bubble was in the growing phase, everybody made
money.
* If you are smart and know that you are living in a growing
bubble, it is worthwhile to borrow money (like A ) and take part in the
game. But you must know when you should change everything back to cash.
* Instead of land, the above applies to stocks as well.
* The actual worth of land or stocks depend largely on
psychology.


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FW: Learn to pay attention, LOL !

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the nose of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the nose of the dead pig And sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention

Perspective View

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?


Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends & Well Wishers!

NO LIMITS......

NO LIMITS.......

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. the child asked his father.... "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written "LOVE YOU DAD". The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life ...

NEW OFFICE POLICY

EFFECTIVE September 1, 2008

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays and Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks*:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders'

category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Pass this on to all who are employed!

25 not out

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th
marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having
a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors
had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known
'Happy going marriage'. Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?' Wife recalling his old honeymoon days said: 'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse
was pretty okay but the horse on which my husband was riding seemed to be a
crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my
husband topple over. Recovering his position from the ground, he patted
the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'. He again climbed
the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time he again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and
continued. When the horse dropped him third time, he silently took out
the revolver from the holder and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my husband: 'What did you do you psycho. You
killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?' ..
He gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first
time!!!'. Wife:'That's it. We are happily married ever after.'

PARENTS

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"

The Son replied "It is a crow".

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"

The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

What is this?"

At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?"

This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-

"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".

While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

So..

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.

They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".

Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.

Story of every man

Men's perspective...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. DavidBissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Anonymous

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." Sam Kinison

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymo

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous