Sardar was not able to stop laughing when he saw a truck being pulled by another truck… Asked why?
Sardar said à Foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a rope
Do sardar bank lootne gaye per Gun bhool gaye, fir bhi Bank loot liya.. Kaise?
After all Manager bhi Sardar tha .. bola koi baat nahi, I trust u, u can show me the Gun tomorrow
Interviewer : what is your qualification?
Sardar: Sir iam Phd.
Interviewer: What do you mean by Phd!!
Sardar Passed High School with Difficulty.
Sardarji and chemistry.
Prof: What is the chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: Ba.
Prof: What is the chemical symbol of Sodium?
Sardar: Na.
Prof: What happens when 1 atom of barium and 2 atoms of Sodium combine?
Sardarji thinks for a moment and here comes the reply "BANANA !!!!!!!"
Sardarji The detective
DETECTIVE SARDAR
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
