marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having
a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors
had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known
'Happy going marriage'. Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?' Wife recalling his old honeymoon days said: 'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse
was pretty okay but the horse on which my husband was riding seemed to be a
crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my
husband topple over. Recovering his position from the ground, he patted
the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'. He again climbed
the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time he again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and
continued. When the horse dropped him third time, he silently took out
the revolver from the holder and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my husband: 'What did you do you psycho. You
killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?' ..
He gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first
time!!!'. Wife:'That's it. We are happily married ever after.'
